LAWYER : Compilation of words which lawyers use (Which makes them a class apart)

LAWYER : Compilation of words which lawyers use (Which makes them a class apart):

 

  • Lawyers don’t “correct” pleadings; They amend them.

 

  • Lawyers don’t merely “think“. They opine.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “outline” remedies or issues; They adumbrate them.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “suggest” to court; They submit.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “lie“; They misguide the audience

 

  • Lawyers don’t “support” with evidence; they corroborate it.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “show” in court; They demonstrate.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “say” anything; They aver.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “disagree with a fact“; They contend it.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “finish submitting“; They rest their case.

 

  • Lawyers don’t use the word “understand“; They use “construe”.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “agree with other people’s opinions” ; They concur with them.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “investigate“; They probe.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “disagree with other people’s opinions“; They dissent from them.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “ask for permission“; They seek leave.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “fall sick“; They get indisposed.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “ask court“; They pray.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “increase” anything they “augment” it

 

  • Lawyers don’t ask court to  “postpone cases“; They ask it to adjourn them.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “find solutions“; They seek remedies.

 

  • Lawyers “know” everything; what you think they don’t know is “what they have not addressed their minds to”.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “go on” ; They proceed.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “refuse“; They object.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “ask court to take a step“; They move it.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “leave an issue“; They abandon it.

 

  • Lawyers are not “wordy“; They articulate their point.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “find solutions“; They resolve issues.

 

  • Lawyers call themselves lawyers among “lay men“(all other professions and non professionals); They call themselves “Learned Friends” when they are addressing themselves.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “disagree” with each other; They just differ.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “seek help” from court; They seek redress.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “speak” in court; They address court.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “agree” to what someone has said; They associate themselves with it.

 

  • Lawyers don’t say something is “irrelevant or useless“; They say it is immaterial.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “arrive” in court; They enter appearance.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “go” to a judge; They appear before him or her.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “die” ; They relocate to God’s domicile !

 

  • Lawyers don’t get “late“; They delay.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “disagree” with somebody’s opinion; They dissociate themselves from it.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “stand in for” anyone; They hold brief for them.

 

  • Lawyers don’t ask court to “force“; They ask it to compel.

 

  • Lawyers don’t say something is “the same“; They say it is parimateria.

 

  • Lawyers don’t say someone is “responsible“; They say he/she is liable.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “explain” what they have said; They substantiate it.

 

  • Lawyers don’t “tell lies“; They amend the facts

 

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